9 Pints For Kumbuka the Gorilla

LAST WEEK A GORILLA ESCAPED FROM LONDON ZOO. THE LATEST FOOTAGE REVEALS WHAT KUMBUKA DID WITH HIS TIME..

After hearing that his friend Gareth had his hands on a bottle of GORILLA wine last weekend, Kumbuka was determined to try some. He had also heard good reviews from his mate Koko who never stops talking. He liked the sound of the ‘frooooty’ tones of blackberries and ‘bloooberries’ of the GORILLA Appassimento. He said it made Gareth go ‘oo oo ee ee aa aaa’ last weekend and that was only after one pint of wine.

One source said Gareth had previously told Kumbuka ‘to grab some GORILLA when Emma lets you out.”

With time ticking before Kumbuka was sent home and no bus into town for another 15 minutes, he grabbed the nearest bottle from the local shop. This turned out to be something from the New World which tasted just like blackcurrant squash. Disappointed to say the least.. it wasn’t like the ruby-red ‘oo oo ee ee aa aa’ one Koko had hooted about.

LATEST UPDATE: Kumbuka is now home with Emma and wishes he had drunk the GORILLA Appassimento instead.

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